I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!

Russell Brand
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This quote might be a bit of a stretch. It's a fun way to make a point, but it's also a little offensive. The first thing to note is that the use of the word "someone" is incorrect. The correct word is "somewhere." If you wanted to make this comment about someone else, you should say "I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!" or "I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp of grammar!"

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